De-rationale !

After I came back to settle in India, I started running into some logic defying elements of life here,

1. I recently bought a Rs. 22k AC for my home. At the end of the installation (which was of course a big hassle in itself), the guy asks me "Sir 15 Amp ka Plug hai kya" (Do you have a 15 Amp plug ?). I was baffled. I asked "isn't there a  15 Amp plug point there ?". Apparently this guy was not looking for a plug point, he elaborated further that the Rs. 22k AC that I bought does not come with a plug (which costs Rs. 55 by the way). It just had a bare cable hanging out of it !! Is it to facilitate AC use for people who directly connect their equipments illegally to the electric line running in the neighborhood ? :D
2. Getting back to the 15 Amp issue then, what is with these different amperage (also means different sized) plug points ? Where does one find the list of items that fit into 10 and those that fit in 15. Did you know that a top loading washing machine comes with 10 Amp plug and Front loading with 15 Amp ? So if your bathroom has 10 Amp, you better go for top-loading machine (or of course make a "jugaad") :D
3. To get any loan in India (irrespective of what the Govt. says about making loans easily available to all), you need to prove that your net assets amount to more than the loan amount. Huh ! why would I want a loan then and why do you then call the loans by different names (car, education, personal loan etc.), when all that is being done is pretty much loaning against my assets !!
4. To register a vehicle you need to provide address proof is what they will tell you. This address proof is a landline telephone bill or a gas bill typically. Now if you go to get either of these connections (gas or telephone) do you know what is the first thing they ask you for ? "Address Proof" :P
5. And finally, What in the world is the reason for "self-attestation" ? :D Basically if you submit any document here, you need to take the original and a copy and then sign the copy yourself before handing it over. Of course I will sign it ! Since I want my work done I will sign on pretty much anything even if I don't believe my original document to be authentic !! 

Spiritual Snack !

I want to introduce some spiritual wisdom into my blog regularly from now onwards. Today's is a story,

Tears were flowing out of the eyes of Bhishmadeva when he was lying stretched on his bed of arrows waiting for death. Seeing this Arjuna remarked to the Lord Sri Krishna, "How strange ! Our grandfather who is ever truthful, whose passions are under control, who is full of divine knowledge and is himself one of the eight Vasus - he too is found shedding tears under the influence of Maya (delusion) !"

To this Sri Krishna responded, "Why don't you enquire of him why he cries". On Arjuna asking him, Bhishmadeva responds, "O Krishna, you know very well that I am not weeping due to attachment for my body. The thought that I cannot least comprehend the nature of Thy Leela (sport), is what makes me weep. The Lord, by repeating whose holy names men surmount great dangers, has Himself been acting as the charioteer of the Pandavas and befriending them, and yet there is no end to their trials and tribulations !"

Take me Home !

Long long time since the last post. Well life has indeed taken me back home to India after considerable twists in the tale ! Since events have taken such sharp turns, I too am inclined discuss more serious matters here.

The topic today is Industry Research partnership in India. Recently attended a meeting with IITB aiming to promote industry collaboration. "Partner with us" came as a welcome surprise to me and it was indeed interesting to note that such partnerships have been going on for decades now, although not in an organized fashion. Apart from portrayal of research benefits that industries investing with IITB have derived, the chief topic was how to promote industry research collaboration in India which is still in a nascent state.  The following points came up,

1. Better marketing by research institutions in India which is currently average to say the least.
2. Clear planning on industry needs and how these institutions can cater to it.
3. Develop programs through which industry affiliates can spend extended durations at the university (already exists to some extent) and younger faculty spend time at the industry end (does not currently exist).

However, as far the primary job of these institutions goes on producing qualified manpower, I believe that it works simply on a supply and demand basis. If there are more industries opening up research positions, there will be more and brighter kids willing to take up research as careers. The current salary gap in India between R&D (probably with the exception of computer science majors) and other jobs such as law, finance etc. is too large and the gap needs to be bridged. This will happen only if companies value the long term impact of research for their organizations rather than short term benefits of "make do" solutions.